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Movie Review: Satanico Pandemonium 1975

One day while picking flowers in an isolated mountainous forest region of Mexico, beautiful Sister Maria (Cecilia Pezet) is approached by Luzbel/ Lucifer (Enrique Rocha) in the nude. She quickly runs away in fear back to the Convent. Maria starts having hallucinations and more intrusive visits from the apple carrying Lord of Darkness. Luzbel likes to leave his half eaten forbidden fruit with Maria as he disappears. One night in her room, Sister Maria is interrupted by one of the nuns during her daily ritual of self-flagellation. Maria’s self-scourging consists of stripping nude, wrapping barbwire rope around her belly, and beating herself with a whip. The other nun begins making out with Maria (sucking her breasts and going down on her) after professing her love. The helpless Maria is shocked to see that it’s Luzbel in disguise. Later, Maria is offered a deal she can’t refuse by Luzbel. Sister Maria is no longer a shining example of purity and is now a devoted slave to Satan. Maria leads the convent straight to hell with her acts of blasphemy, lesbianism, sexual perversion, extreme violence, and murder!

Movie Review: The Bloody Vampire 1962 (“El Vampiro Sangriento”)

The Bloody Vampire (El Vampiro Sangriento), a 1962 B&W Mexican produced vampire horror film. The Cagliostro Vampire Hunting family attempts to rid the world of the evil Count Siegfried von Frankenhausen (Carlos Agostí). Quite possibly the most bizarre vampire movie ever! The film even includes the positive and negative effects of coffee in it’s weird dialogue!

U Turn (1997) Movie Review

Bobby Cooper (Sean Penn) is on the run from some Russian Mobsters and needs to pay off a gambling debt before they kill him. Bobby already lost two of his fingers in a brutal attack. His car breaks down in the rural town of Superior, Arizona. Bobby Cooper unwisely leaves the car in the hands of a white trash town mechanic named Darrell (Billy Bob Thornton). While in the desert town, Bobby quickly learns that everyone has their own agenda which means they are only interested in money. He encounters various strange people and gets into fights with some of them; a blind homeless man with a dead dog sitting on a bench drinking Dr. Pepper, a young meat-head named Toby N. Tucker (Joaquin Phoenix) and his air headed girlfriend Jenny (Claire Danes), Sheriff Potter (Powers Boothe), Grace McKenna (Jennifer Lopez), a slutty manipulative young married woman and her abusive husband Jake (Nick Nolte), who is actually her dad. All Bobby wants to do is get his car back, acquire the money somehow to pay off his debt, and lastly get the hell out of this god forsaken town. Everything goes wrong for him, which may end up costing Bobby his life.

Anime Review: Dirty Pair Affair on Nolandia

The Dirty Pair, Kei and Yuri arrive on a jungle planet called Nolandia in order to save the life of a young psychic girl named Missnie. The planet is inhabited by all sorts of bizarre creatures, including tentacle based life forms, Jellyfish, and a blond mane Unicorn. Kei and Yuri are viciously attacked by them. Even their usually timid cat like pet, Mughi attacks them for reasons yet known to them. Kei and Yuri experience vivid hallucinations that distort their view of reality.

Six-String Samurai (1998) Movie Review

A man named Buddy (Jeffrey Falcon) wants to be the new King of Rock ‘n’ Roll. America has been turned into a wasteland after a Nuclear War with the Russians. Along the way to “Lost Vegas”, Buddy reluctantly lets a young boy known as “The Kid” tag along for the ride. In this desolate environment, Buddy and the Kid encounter and must fend off a bizarre bunch of inhabitants.
Some of these freakish characters include a cannibal family, The Red Elvis’s, a team of bowlers, and a psychotic young bully. Worst of all, Buddy has a common foe in the personification of death awaiting him and the boy in Lost Vegas. Aided by his Motley Crue of archers, the top hat wearing Grim Reaper intends to make Heavy Metal the music of choice in this hellish version of America. Armed with his guitar and Samurai sword, Buddy faces his greatest challenge.

Only God Forgives 2013 Movie Review

Ryan Gosling portrays Julian, the owner of an underground Muay Thai Kickboxing club in Bangkok, Thailand. Drug smuggling, sex trafficking, and other mischief takes place inside. His psychologically unstable brother, Billy (Tom Burke) is his partner running the seedy joint which serves as a front for their criminal antics. When Billy ends up killing an underage prostitute, it attracts the attention of a sadistic cop named Chang.

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  • The Wolverine 2013 Movie Review

    The Wolverine 2013 Movie Review

    Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is haunted by vivid memories and hallucinations of past battles in WWII and his relationship with Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), who he reluctantly killed. He has left the X-Men and exiled himself in the Canadian wilderness. Yukio (Rila Fukushima), a Japanese mutant ninja who can see the future, acting as an emissary locates and convinces Logan to travel with her to Japan. Logan arrives in Japan to pay his respects to a Japanese soldier named Yashida (Hal Yamanouchi), whose life he saved during WWII. There in his house, Logan meets Yashida’s son, Shingen (Hiroyuki Sanada), and granddaughter, Mariko (Tao Okamoto). Yashida is dying from cancer and wants Logan to transfer his x-factor healing powers onto him to save his life.

  • Movie Review: Man of Steel 2013

    Movie Review: Man of Steel 2013

    On the planet Krypton, a Coup d’état is taking place. The planet’s military commander General Zod (Michael Shannon)is enraged that Jor-El (Russell Crowe) and Lara (Ayalet Zurer) have a newborn named Kal-El. He is Krypton’s first natural birth after centuries of genetic engineering. Krypton is about to explode and Jor-El sends his only son to Earth where he will live as one of them and later be the saviour. A fight ensues between Jor-El and Zod resulting in Jor-El’s death. Zod, including Faora-Ul (Antje Traue), and the rest of his followers are banished to the Phantom Zone for their crimes. Soon Kal-El will grow up to be the legendary Superman and become Earth’s mightiest hero when he defends it against the cunning General Zod.

  • Green Lantern 2011 Movie Review

    Green Lantern 2011 Movie Review

    Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds), who is a test pilot for the United States Air Force is given a cosmic ring of power by a dying Alien named Abin Sur (Temuera Morrison). Abin Sur died in battle against Parallax (voiced by Clancy Brown) an evil entity that gains strength by feeding on the fears of others. Reluctant at first and feeling this situation he has been put in is absurd, Hal Jordan realizes the threat of Parallax is universal and his beautiful girlfriend, Carol Ferris (Blake Lively) is in danger.

  • Showdown in Little Tokyo Movie Review

    Showdown in Little Tokyo Movie Review

    Chris Kenner (Dolph Lundgren) was raised in Japan and became immersed in their culture after his parents were killed before his very eyes when he was nine years old. He is now a cop living in Los Angeles and working with his new partner, Johnny Murata (Brandon Lee). They are assigned to bring in a sadistic Japanese Yakuza leader, Funekei Yoshida (Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa) to justice.

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  • Rushmore 1998 Movie Review

    Rushmore 1998 Movie Review

    The ups and downs of a 15 year old wonder kid named Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman) who attends a prestigious private school named Rushmore. He becomes friends with a millionaire named Herman Blume, portrayed by Bill Murray and quickly develops an obsession with a teacher named Ms. Cross at the school. Max is later kicked out for one of his projects he tries to put together for Rushmore. He begins feuding with Blume and his advances towards Ms. Cross are rejected resulting in some teenage angst.

  • Ed Wood 1994 Movie Review

    Ed Wood 1994 Movie Review

    The Ed Wood 1994 movie is directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Bill Murray. It is based on the life of Ed Wood and his entourage of bizarre friends. Ed Wood is considered the worst film director ever.Martin Landau won an Oscar for his role as Bela Lugosi.

  • Pecker 1998 Movie Review

    Pecker 1998 Movie Review

    Meet Pecker (Edward Furlong), an 18 year old talented amateur photographer living in Baltimore, Maryland who works in a sandwich shop. When Pecker isn’t at his normal job, he takes random photographs of the environment, animals, strangers, friends, and his bizarre family. Pecker’s mom, Joyce (Mary Kay Place) runs a thrift shop where she gives free clothes to her homeless friends. His dad, Jimmy (Mark Joy) runs a bar called the Claw Machine. One day at his job, Pecker gets a visit from an art business woman named Rorey (Lili Taylor). Rorey decides to put Pecker’s collection of photographs up at her art gallery in New York City. Pecker becomes an instant hit in the art world. He returns back to Baltimore with his family only to find things falling apart around him. The pictures Pecker took become incriminating.

  • The Road to Wellville 1994 Movie Review

    The Road to Wellville 1994 Movie Review

    The Road to Wellville is a 1994 period piece comedy film starring Anthony Hopkins, John Cusack, Matthew Broderick, Dana Carvey, and Bridget Fonda. An over the top story of a man with his wife staying at a Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan run by Dr. John Harvey Kellogg. Dr. John Harvey Kellogg uses unconventional methods to treat the patients, such as outlandish forms of nutrition, enemas, and exercise. He is also responsible for inventing flaked cereal.

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  • Movie Review: The Bloody Vampire 1962 ("El Vampiro Sangriento")

    Movie Review: The Bloody Vampire 1962 (“El Vampiro Sangriento”)

    The Bloody Vampire (El Vampiro Sangriento), a 1962 B&W Mexican produced vampire horror film. The Cagliostro Vampire Hunting family attempts to rid the world of the evil Count Siegfried von Frankenhausen (Carlos Agostí). Quite possibly the most bizarre vampire movie ever! The film even includes the positive and negative effects of coffee in it’s weird dialogue!

  • Movie Review: The House by the Cemetery 1981

    Movie Review: The House by the Cemetery 1981

    The House by the Cemetery (1981) is an Italian horror film directed by Lucio Fulci. A graphically violent film centered on murders by some mysterious evil entity living in the basement of an old house.

  • Freddy vs Jason 2003 Film Review

    Freddy vs Jason 2003 Film Review

    Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) is in Hell and needs a dark soul to put fear into the hearts of the kids on Elm Street again in order to come back. He poses as Jason’s mother, Pamela Voorhees and tricks Jason into going to Elm Street and causing havoc for him. As Jason Voorhees slashes apart the friends of Lori (Monica Keena), Will (Jason Ritter), and Kia (Kelly Rowland), Freddy’s powers return. Only problem is for him, Jason doesn’t want to leave. It becomes a problem for both Freddy and Lori’s remaining friends. Lori and the others come up with a plan that will pit the two supernatural mass murderers in a death match.

  • Bad Moon 1996 Movie Review

    Bad Moon 1996 Movie Review

    Somewhere in a Nepal Jungle, a photo journalist Ted (Michael Pare) is attacked by a Werewolf, while having sex with his girlfriend in his tent. Using his shotgun, Ted blows off the Werewolf’s head, but not before his girlfriend is killed. Ted moves back home to live close to his sister Janet (Mariel Hemingway) and her young son, Brett (Mason Gamble). Their German Shepard named Thor suspects something is amiss with Ted. Every night Uncle Ted tries to resist the call of the full moon, including handcuffing himself to a tree.

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  • Anime Review: Dirty Pair Affair on Nolandia

    Anime Review: Dirty Pair Affair on Nolandia

    The Dirty Pair, Kei and Yuri arrive on a jungle planet called Nolandia in order to save the life of a young psychic girl named Missnie. The planet is inhabited by all sorts of bizarre creatures, including tentacle based life forms, Jellyfish, and a blond mane Unicorn. Kei and Yuri are viciously attacked by them. Even their usually timid cat like pet, Mughi attacks them for reasons yet known to them. Kei and Yuri experience vivid hallucinations that distort their view of reality.

  • Gatchaman OVA Collection 1994 Anime Review

    Gatchaman OVA Collection 1994 Anime Review

    The Gatchaman Japanese Anime is about a 5 member superhero team that are highly trained in martial arts combat and weapons. The Science Ninja Team are employed by Dr. Kōzaburō Nambu of a secretive International Science Organization. The Science Ninja Team must stop the technologically superior terrorist organization known as Galactor from taking over the earth. Galactor’s leader is a masked hermaphrodite named Berg Katse.

  • Golgo 13 The Professional Anime Movie Review

    Golgo 13 The Professional Anime Movie Review

    Duke Togo, code-named Golgo 13 is a professional assassin. Women find his charms irresistible and his targets fear him. Duke Togo always gets the job done under a veil of anonymity. He recently killed Robert Dawson, the son of Leonard Dawson and CEO of Dawson Enterprises. Leonard Dawson is out for revenge. He employs female assassins, corrupt informants, genetically enhanced serial killers, CIA, FBI, and the U.S. Military to eliminate the mysterious Golgo 13.

  • Wicked City 1987 Anime Movie Review

    Wicked City 1987 Anime Movie Review

    Tokyo is about to explode. There’s been a balance of peace for centuries between the human realm and the shape-shifting supernatural inhabited Black World. In order to keep the harmony between humans and demons, a peace treaty must be renewed every 500 years. An extremist faction of the Black World are crossing over in order to destroy the once peaceful co-existence. Taki Renzaburo is a member of the secret organization, the “Black Guard”. He is assigned a new partner, a demon from the other side named Makie.

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